Edward Cullen

A character from the "hit" series of books Twilight. I personally only know a couple things about him, such as the fact that he defies all laws of vampirism. First of all, he walks in the daylight, he only feeds on animals (which apparently makes him a vegetarian vampire). 99.9% of readers of the Twilight books see him as the "perfect man." I see many problems with him. First of all is the fact that he isn't real, which most girls cannot get through their heads. Second, from what I've heard he stalked Bella, before they even started talking. I've also heard he is extremely jealous of every man who likes Bella. Last time I checked, the perfect guy wasn't jealous. Most girls talk constantly about how he's so sexy, which is kind of disturbing considering the fact that he's just ink on paper. People were saying stuff like that before they had a guy for the movie. Which makes it more disturbing.

Me: I'm so bored
Twilight Fan Girl: EDWARD CULLEN!!! AHH!!!
Me: Where did that come up?
Twilight Fan Girl: He's so sexy!!!
Me: He defies the law of Vampirism
Twilight Fan Girl: So?
Me: He's also just a fictional character
Twilight Fan Girl: SO!!! He Could Be! You should be more like him!!!
Me: Yeah it's so sexy how he bites your neck and you bleed it out on your bed.
Twilight Fan Girl: No he only eats animals!!!
Me: So its sexy when he bites your dog?

by DownwithEdward February 21, 2009

Eduardo

Eduardo is a smart nice funny guy get many girls/ladies and keep a girlfriend listens to trap music lit asf doesnt care about people's opions about him loves watching Tv shows playing videosgames likes making art and being creative gets pretty good haircuts he is a loveable person and amazing one

if i brake up with Eduardo i will regret it

by MR.SPME December 21, 2016

Edward Cullen

A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.

Wanna hear a joke?

Edward Cullen.

by KAGAMlNE February 9, 2010

Edward Cullen

A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.

You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.

by pottergeek January 11, 2010

Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.

Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!

by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013

Edward walker

The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman

heart edward walker edward walker

by sunshine rasta girl January 31, 2014