Boy, If I Ever!

The first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew dicks on their friends car.

Boy 1: "I'm sorry sir. We should have never drew dicks on Steve's car. We'll never do it again."

Boy 2: "Really sir, never again."

Father: "Boy, If I Ever! EVER, catch you drawing dicks on my car, I'll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.

by poopscooploop September 17, 2009

Evercamp

Nickname for Everquest, a popular Massively Multiplayer Roleplaying game designed by Sony. It is called this because the most effective strategy in the game is to wait in a single location, repeatedly killing the enemies that appear near you.

In Evercamp today, I managed to obtain a sword of fireblasting by camping the Firegiant hideout for 8 hours.

by Toac December 14, 2003

worst pain ever

Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.

Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.

by Haystack June 25, 2009

never ever have i ever

a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!

"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)

by Ashley June 18, 2006

Best band ever

An opinion, every person has a diffrent view of what it is and there is no right or wrong awnser, exept the Jonas Brothers, who are a bunch of shit playing fags.

THe Best band ever is the band who is the Polar opposite of the Jonas Brothers.

by Amsahater7339 September 14, 2009

Best Week Ever

The most hilarious show on VH1. A bunch of D-list celebratities crticize and make fun of the previous week. The make a lot of funny comments about A-list celebraties.

You got to see VH1's I love the 90 series. It is similar to Best Week Ever.

by Eggy_Chuck55 January 10, 2006

fucking coolest person ever

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

by K3n7 September 9, 2008