no eyed girl

when the neil cicierega spirit phone song lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

by February 02, 2023

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 17, 2015

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick October 06, 2015

Pure eyed

A pure eyed person will never see the bad things on earth and thinks of everything as a great and amazing thing

Her family died and she is still happy she is so pure eyed

by kiruko April 13, 2022

cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed December 24, 2015

ghee-eyed

irish slang:
meaning to be paroletic

i was completely ghee-eyed

by nell April 11, 2005

Polly eyed

when a person,usually white, who usually doesnt smoke, gets blown and their eyes start dodging everywhere.

Dang that polly purebread chick got polly eyed last night she was so blown.

by rabbbittt February 26, 2011