erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

Anti-Dyslexia

You write good nibba

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia

by 72637338w4656871654578298654 January 10, 2019

Emoji dyslexia

is when you get confused by some emojis (is not only me right?)

“I get confused by 😔 and 😌 because I have emoji dyslexia”

by Sksksks hydroflask November 2, 2019

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

The Dyslexic Effect

The Dyslexic Effect means, having a stroke.

Female: Oh hi, how are you?
Male: yA*GDiowjpkawduiyuhawkmdlaosjudhokp
Female: oh god why does he have the Dyslexic Effect

by TheRealGeoBoy February 9, 2021

Compound dyslexicia

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.

Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

by Compound dyslexic December 22, 2021

Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.

Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.

by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022