Call of Duty Tea Bag 

The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".

Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.

Call of Duty Tea Bag by death-angel23 July 13, 2009

Call of Duty 

The ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Yesterday on call of duty, a 2 year old cursed at me like 57 times!

Call of Duty by Tacoman417 December 9, 2014

Call of Duty 

1. A silent call to enlist in the military

2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.

Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D

Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R

Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*

Call of Duty by InvisibleWater July 2, 2012

Call of Duty Bullshit

An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.

Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun

All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)

"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."

1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.

Call of Duty Bullshit by Call of Duty is Bull June 1, 2010

Jury Duty 

An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.

A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.

A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.

January 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the Rockland County NY Courthouse.

Jury Duty by Wendy January 24, 2004

Call of Duty 4 

The greatest game ever made. Ever.

Call Of Duty 4 = pwn

Call of Duty 4 by doitphaggot December 8, 2007

Call of duty ghosts

A game where dogs kill you 2 seconds before they jump on you, and you play as a nearsighted soldier who forgot to where his contacts, hence the reason you can't see 2 feet in front of you. Also, a game where your enemy for some reason looks almost EXACTLY like you so you don't know who's on your team or not.

I hate call of duty ghosts

Call of duty ghosts by 1234bobbyyyy May 12, 2015