Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.

Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.

by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011

dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.

"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"

by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006

Dusty Road

When one farts into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Dusty Road'..."

by Spahrticus June 10, 2010

Dusty

The state in which one wakes after a heavy night involving alcoholic beverages (getting otfp). The state is known to make people say things they never usually say, such as: "Can someone just fucking kill me", "I'm never drinking again". It's a feeling that no person ever wants to experience, as it reminds them that they are aging and their body can no longer perform with ease the next day, after participating in a bender or a big night out.

"I just woke up and fuckk I'm Dusty". "I have never been this Dusty in my life."

by PencilChase July 5, 2018

dusty

describes someone or something that's ugly and/or badly dressed.

Jimmy over there talking to that one dusty ass chick.

by qdmasta September 2, 2003

Dusty Pie

Describing the vaginal area of a girl who doesn't get any action. In other words, her pie is dusty.

Guy1-"God damn Shaniqua is such a prude bitch."
Guy2-"Hell yeah, she has the dustiest pie in school!!"

Guy1- "Laquisha definitely has a dusty pie; she won't fuck me for shit!!"
Guy2- "Sorry to tell you this man but i hit that box every day."

by Mandeezy Waaa August 20, 2009

Dusty Sandwich

The act of puting peanut butter on your penis and jelly in an elderly women's vagina, and proceeding to fuck her

Scott Junk gave that old bitch a dusty sandwich

by Scotty J Bone January 16, 2011