by ( >< ) i am so pissed off September 20, 2006
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The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab.
Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine.
Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat.
The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below;
- Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal)
- Chicken (see Lamb)
- Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals)
- Pigeon (of the city centre variety)
- Rat (of the sewer variety)
- Sawdust (often pine)
- Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members)
Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances.
Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.
The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab.
Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine.
Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat.
The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below;
- Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal)
- Chicken (see Lamb)
- Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals)
- Pigeon (of the city centre variety)
- Rat (of the sewer variety)
- Sawdust (often pine)
- Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members)
Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances.
Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.
Drunk(1): Yo lad are you gonna go to abduls and get a donner kebab you swine!
Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am.
Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs.
Drunk(2): It's the law lad.
Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am.
Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs.
Drunk(2): It's the law lad.
by S. Ladavooch April 30, 2006
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The Donneh are a race of people similar to that of pigmy people, that live near the coast, in the 3rd layer of Hell.
On occasions, Jesaaron will come and pilage their small village. Although this tends to happen on a weekly basis, they've grown wise two this and emit a shriek of sorts when being attacked. The ear peircing alarm can be heard for up to a half mile, it sounds like an anime girl's trademark screetch.
The Donneh are usually 3 to 4 feet tall, and are usually stocky people. They are similar to elves. Except they wildly prounce naked in their small village shouting such words as; "PENIS!", "TESTICLES!", and the usual favorite "CHODE!".
Their main diet consists of Elderberries, and large spiders. Although, many people have seen them eat such strange items as, Grass, Natalie Portman's toenail clipping's, and the occasional hooded sweatshirt. It's now know too well exactly how they survive on such foods. But they aren't extinct yet, so the mystery still remains.
The Donneh speak a language similar to Russian... But without all the evil, and incorporating tounge clicks, and penis grabs into this wild mix.
The Donneh are still seen as the strangest race of people in the underworld, and still hold the title.
..As long as those damn Joshbuttface's Don't get out...
On occasions, Jesaaron will come and pilage their small village. Although this tends to happen on a weekly basis, they've grown wise two this and emit a shriek of sorts when being attacked. The ear peircing alarm can be heard for up to a half mile, it sounds like an anime girl's trademark screetch.
The Donneh are usually 3 to 4 feet tall, and are usually stocky people. They are similar to elves. Except they wildly prounce naked in their small village shouting such words as; "PENIS!", "TESTICLES!", and the usual favorite "CHODE!".
Their main diet consists of Elderberries, and large spiders. Although, many people have seen them eat such strange items as, Grass, Natalie Portman's toenail clipping's, and the occasional hooded sweatshirt. It's now know too well exactly how they survive on such foods. But they aren't extinct yet, so the mystery still remains.
The Donneh speak a language similar to Russian... But without all the evil, and incorporating tounge clicks, and penis grabs into this wild mix.
The Donneh are still seen as the strangest race of people in the underworld, and still hold the title.
..As long as those damn Joshbuttface's Don't get out...
by Sataian May 9, 2005
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by AngelicStorm September 7, 2019
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