Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

Dave special

Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?

Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!

Person 1: VERY NICE!!

by Bigdog691 January 5, 2010

Dave Attell

a hilarious comedian, the most attractive slightly overwieght bald man, now (2008) the wonderful age of 43.

Dave Attell was named one of the 25 Funniest People in America by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. His caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and his choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic’s comic." But if you ask Attell, hed say, "Im just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."

for more Im sure you could go to his myspace: myspace.com/attell Or to this: www.daveattell.com

by Amanda Busby June 19, 2008

Daveog

Abbot Beoc came to Ireland in the 5th or 6th century. He was the youngest son of a Welsh
chieftain and founded a monastery on an island in Lough Derg. Beoc’s church was referred to as
Teo-da-Beoc and this probably gave rise to the spelling Dabeoc that is sometimes shown as
Dabeog or Daveog. Recently John Cunningham pointed out that Dr. Michael Harbison has put
forth the opinion that St. Daveog might have been a pre-Christian deity even though he is listed
as one of the great saints of Ireland. The land on which the monastery was located was originally
called Termon Dabeog but later became known as Termon Magrath after the local family in
Pettigo.

Origin: Donegal, Ireland

This name has no English menaing, It is a true Irish/Gaelic name.

Also discribes as the sexiest guy at a party.

That guy is sooo Daveog

by Bab2010 June 23, 2010