I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"

by indiigo x November 7, 2021

Disaster Bisexual

Kazuichi Soda.

Who is a disaster bisexual?
Kazuichi Soda.

by owls0ma September 24, 2020

Ugo Disgustor

A person that can not be described within the confines of "Ugly" or "Disgusting". An Ugo Disgustor is instantly recognizable, even at great distances.

Person 1: "Ugo Disgustor"

Person 2: "Where?"

Person 1: "About a mile and a half out that way"

Person 2: "Crap, Let's get outta here."

by It's meh January 12, 2011

disaster

A real elmore, fuck up, fiasco or general mess.

Enron was a complete elmore; the result was a disaster for the shareholders and employees alike.

by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007

Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.

Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!

by Errr June 19, 2006

Disasterbation

To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.

The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010