When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out
Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.
Duck paul just punched me in the face
Duck paul just punched me in the face
by Sqag June 30, 2014
Get the dirking outmug. 
A Dirk is an all round fraternity legend. Does not shy away for heavy drinking drugs or other substances. Whilst also performing top of his class professionally.
Dirk is an absolute legend
by Dirk Lid November 24, 2021
Get the Dirkmug. Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.
by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021
Get the Jan Dirkmug. by Chromechrome November 21, 2021
Get the Dirkingmug. Dirk Strider is a character from the webcomic Homestuck, created by Andrew Hussie. He is also Bali’s boyfriend.
by mailjeevas June 2, 2025
Get the Dirk Stridermug. When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.
Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
by Ranga124 November 13, 2019
Get the Perf Dirkmug.