Dike

A stupid person who looks like a prostitue on a daily basis

Oh mate you look like a ''dike'

by aladinslambo August 27, 2017

Dike

A girl that wanna be a boy so bad but can’t 😂

“Take male pills”
Turns: into a imposter male
Male: DIKE

by Jphjizl May 03, 2022

Dike

Dike: noun) a dike is a word that an idiot named Caleb would say instead of dick because it’s slightly simaler but he really just sounds dumb

Caleb: dike, dike, dike, dike
Me: STFU DUMBASS

by Nutbuster6349 March 09, 2018

Mr Dikes

Mr Dikes is a name associated with a pedo who likes to tickle little boys Mr dikes is a scary man.

Omg stop touching that little boy your suck a Mr Dikes

by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome November 17, 2017

doe dike

N: an attractive lesbian who dresses like a man.

Loafy is such a doe dike, with her bike and her man pants..but she's got the cutest cheeks in the world!

by loafextraordinarybikekeeperfromdaygo February 03, 2007

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015