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Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.
The Jewish dictators are coming for us.
by Zeus! October 2, 2021
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Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.
A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.
by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020
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Dictator

Someone who orders you to do work, and does not care about any problems you have. Usually someone with higher power.
Kylee: Oml this noob drew is getting rekt by Mrs. Cowick. She's not giving him any exit ticket clues!
Liam: Yeah. She's a Dictator.
by CringeplexOfficial May 2, 2017
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Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.
The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.
by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.
I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.
by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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