Dense Breast

A sturdy, independent breast that is kept held high on its own. It's a happy-looking tit, not a sad and saggy one.

Joe: Woah, that ain't no saggy tiddies

Will: Nah. Those are some dense breasts right there

by Mr Bean Laden November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'

Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down

by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016

Dense Breast

A breast that is dense

That breast is dense, and is a dense breast because of it's density and it's a breast.

by tittytot69 December 10, 2016

Dense Breast

A bad boob job

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast

by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016

Dense Breasts

A term used to describe the breasts of a woman. Term means breasts that are dense, not flappy, and support themselves.

Bob: Shit dude! How'd fucking Jesse go last night?

Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.

by OhShiit December 20, 2016

Dense Breast

A "dense breast" is a breast that holds its shape and is more round (therefore attracting a larger male audience)

Sarah has such cute boobs.
She has dense breasts

by MattThePro December 20, 2016

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019