Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

dealt

To be helplessly given an appreciable amount of bad luck or unfortunate events.

Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.

"I can't believe I came in 9th on Rainbow Road! I was in first place the whole time, until I got dealt on the last lap with 2 blue shells, 2 red shells and a lightning!"

"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."

"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"

by The Suspect March 2, 2009

dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

by zackola January 13, 2008

defatfuckification

1. Plastic surgery for men done to reduce their size and thus make them more likely to get laid.

2. Any procedure to make one less of a fat fuck.

Steve had a set of bitch tits until he underwent defatfuckification and got a breast reduction.

by MarisaP May 30, 2006

deflopitate

The act of removing the looseness in cable around a giro headset on a bike.

Once the giro is correctly deflopitated adjust the head screws.

by prints January 12, 2008

Go Get Dealt

Used when teams like to talk shit and get owned the next round or for the whole scrim/match.

Pre-game shit talking and not backing it up when its live will produce at least 1 if not more members of the opposite team to say "Go Get Dealt"

Term created by #dealteam and used by the world.

You say your oppenents are bad and you lose horribly. The other team is able to say "Go get dealt."

by LANatomas | Rob64[dt] December 14, 2004

defatify

1. To desparately try to get rid of the "spring sixty" after binging on margaritas, homemade cookies, and whatever else you came across while in paradise/your cupboards at home for the past seven days.
2. To excessively eat grass and seeds while working out four times per day.

Although the two gorgeous college students had a fabulous spring break, the unfortunate consequence was having to DEFATIFY for the next six weeks in order to be able to wear shorts in the summer.

by GROC!! March 22, 2003