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chewbacca defense

A straw man argument featured on the popular series South Park.
My client was found with blood all over his clothes and a gun in his hand, but because Kelogg's the breakfast of champions, you must find him not guilty.
by Exitium March 29, 2005
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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Driveway Defense

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.
You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.
by Overbay September 16, 2022
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Sheridan Defense

When you piss off all the bad guys so they'll kill each other fighting over who gets to kill you. Named after Commander John Sheridan of Babylon 5. Also known as the Dresden Defense, after Harry Dresden.
You're in debt to the Crips AND the Bloods? Holy shit dude, way to use the Sheridan Defense.

Babylon 5 Dresden Files Brass Balls
by Haplo781 November 19, 2013
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Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.
I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.
by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011
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disney defense

To follow ones heart no matter what anyone else tells you.
Jon skipped out on rehab with the Disney defense.
by LordShahagan November 26, 2014
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Defensive Daniel’s

Daniel Defense fanboys who simp for the company regardless of their bootlicking roots
Everyone: I don’t understand why these Defensive Daniel’s cuck so hard for a mid tier rifle like they’re some tier 1 operators

Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo
by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023
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