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As in Joey an '80s disabled celebrity, who despite being severly physically disabled was just as intelligent as you and me... or NOT thought the millions of children watching Blue Peter in the UK a the time!
An insult to the intelligence of a fellow school pupil in the '80s: "Deeeeacon"
by Jack the spack October 7, 2003
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deftones

The Deftones are a quartet that formed in 1989 and was responsible just as much as korn was for the so called "nu-metal" movement. The Deftones came into being when drummer Abe Cunningham suffered from a car accident that he sewed the driver for and won. Once the money was in place, the band bought very expensive musical equipment and released a demo titled "Like Linus". Although the Deftones were unknown to the mainstream and were not an overnight success, the band had created a sound of their own. Their first full length album "Adrenaline" exploded onto the scene with such anthems as, "Bored", "7 Words", and "Engine # 9". The band got exposure with their sucessful debut. Around the time of the release of Adrenaline, Korn was also a big new band. The two toured together in their early days and were both catergorized as nu metal. The Deftones next album was entitled Around the Fur, which was more accesible to the mainstream, had the MTV favorites, "My Own Summer" and "Be Quiet And Drive". Shortly after the release of Around the Fur, the quartet added Dj Frank Delgado. At this time, The Deftones were the band to listen to...if not be influenced by. The Deftones alone have set the bar high for most new bands. The Deftones have an influence on Linkin PArk, Limp Bizkit, System Of A Down, POD, Papa Roach, and just about any other band you can think of that is a form of rap metal. The Deftones solidified their influential status with their long awaited album WHite Pony. Pretty much every song on White Pony is a one of a kind, and has many things that countless singles today simply do not have. Although fans were convinced that the deftones would tone down on the heaviness (since white pony was the slowest album yet), the deftones 4th ablum, "Deftones" is one of the heavier ablums to come out since the new mellinium. Still today the Deftones are one of the better bands that dont seem to repeat themselves or get old. Although Korn had a bigger sucess, deftones were around long before korn and were influencing heavy weight rap metalers long before.
"I think im goin to go listen to the Deftones"
by Yishih July 1, 2006
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deaconist

A person who practises the art of Deaconism

A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
Look! there goes a Deaconist.
Those Deaconists take their Deaconism very seriously.
by James Deacon January 3, 2007
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déconner

A french slang word, meaning "to talk bullshit".
Arrête de déconner
by Fanshao September 21, 2009
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deacon_bremmer

Late 20th and early 21st century notorious troll from the now-defunct file-sharing website audiogalaxy. His home base is the blink 182 board, where he was active during the AG Golden Years. He has been known to wander onto other boards, leaving mayhem and annoyed users in his wake.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.

Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
"I owned XAgent!" - deacon_bremmer

"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
by Jason_M December 26, 2007
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Defacon

Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:

Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.

Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.

Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.

Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour

Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.

Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE

Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011
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Deftones

An alternate metal band formed in 1988 by lead vocalist Chino Moreno, guitarist Stephen Carpenter, bassist Chi Cheng and drummer Abe Cunningham. Known for mixing shoegaze, post-hardcore and nu metal to create their distinct sound, they have achieved critical and commercial success since their inception.
God damn, the new Deftones album is great
by CowboyCurtisTheFifth August 14, 2019
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