Dave

Everybody knows a Dave. Daves are genuinely very happy at all times and can make the best out of a bad situation. rarely ever showing any other emotion than being happy unless someone triggers them to feel a different way such as angered, Daves are not the type of people you want to anger they are proper blokes and can always handle themselves, they are able to handle more than one person at a time. Daves when angered are very hard to control they will rage and destroy whoever stands in there way. Although Daves show no emotion they are loving, caring, effectionate and sensitive. They know how to treat women like princesses and always will at any chance they have, they are very romantic and like to put the females before themselves. Daves are very good with there hands and relax anybody, they're great at giving massages and will always give them even without being asked to. Daves are gentleman and have great respect for women and will always protect them. Daves are aqquired with large penis's or sometimes just above average, they know how to use them too, Daves are great at foreplay and will go down on girls to show them a good time. They do not ask for much just an occasional blow job and a bacon sandwich. They have an amazing smile which could brighten up any ones day a set of dazzling eyes and often large ears Daves are hilarious always cracking jokes that will keep you laughing, they always do dumb dangerous things to keep people entertained.

I love Dave.

Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.

If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.

If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.

I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.

Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.

Daves are so good at making love!

Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?

Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!

Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!

Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!

Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!

Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!

Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!

by Every single female February 10, 2014

Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

Dave special

Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?

Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!

Person 1: VERY NICE!!

by Bigdog691 January 5, 2010

Dave Attell

a hilarious comedian, the most attractive slightly overwieght bald man, now (2008) the wonderful age of 43.

Dave Attell was named one of the 25 Funniest People in America by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. His caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and his choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic’s comic." But if you ask Attell, hed say, "Im just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."

for more Im sure you could go to his myspace: myspace.com/attell Or to this: www.daveattell.com

by Amanda Busby June 19, 2008