Dave

An extremely old man now viewed as a relic which dates back to before the Birth of christ. Legends say he was one of Jesus’ diciples, and Also took A big part in various battles and wars throughout the history. He is probably Most known for his contribution in the battle of waterloo. Even though he had big influence in the mongolian war, and Even the french revolution. Hes just extremely old.

Dave is just so extremely old

by Helios99 March 14, 2021

Dave

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned

How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.

by Big texta May 3, 2019

Dave

some guy in a wheel chair with an adopted son, a midget farmer with anger issues for a friend, was an algebra teacher, and has the power to get transported into a third dimensional realm when under extreme stress.

guy 1: holy shit is that dave from Friday Night Funkin': Vs. Dave and Bambi??
guy 2: yeah lol

by BeefyBoyWasTaken January 3, 2023

Dave

My discord husband who plays mano all the time

Ethan#1- Mom, wheres dad?

Me#1- He's probably pretending to be a cop on mano again because he can't be a real one. You know just being a Dave.

by Imdiscordmarried July 9, 2019

Daveing

The traditional form of listening to Dave Matthews Band, whether live or recorded, it is growing in popularity especially in suburban areas amongst high school students.

Guy 1: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Idk yet I was thinking about Daveing and hanging out with some bros, and maybe some LAX
Guy 1: That's a mistake

by TRich1441 June 8, 2009

daving

To masterbate or jack off.

Anacondasaurs are an extinct dinosaur known for daving alot.

by all tom September 8, 2006

The Dave

"The Dave" is a formation a team, or player, may ask for in the game of Beirut a.k.a. Beer Pong. When one team has 3 cups left to shoot at they may call out "The Dave" and the opposing team will line up 2 cups side to side with one cup in front so it looks like a triangle. This shape reflects 2 balls and a small penis aptly named after Dave W. This beer pong formation started in Plymouth, MA but is quickly growing in popularity in Eastern Massachusetts and other surrounding colleges and states.

"Man, we have 3 cups left should we get three in a row or The Dave?"
"Definitely The Dave.... that poor son of a bitch."

by Brandnew314 January 12, 2010