diarrhea

When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.

*After eating burrito from food stand*

To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)

-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.

by randomoscity November 13, 2010

explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.

Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.

by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008

explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

next level diarrhea

Feces that has ascended past the liquid state (diarrhea) and into the gaseous state. Evacuates from the bowels in the form of very malodorous and suspiciously damp flatulence.

This next level diarrhea has me living in fear that i'm gonna shit myself.

by Makan November 26, 2011

Formal Diarrhea

When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.

"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."

by King Festus August 9, 2006

diarrhea

Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.

Your face smells like fucking diarrhea

by Rizz March 7, 2005

[diarrhea]

A thing that guys always do at there friends house after a night of fizzy juice and fast food. Eventhough you don't want to doit you cant help it and your friends think your jackin' off in the bathroom when you are actually squirting your insides into your good friends shitter

He constantly strained as squirt after squirt of ungodly pain diarrhea lit is buttocks aflame

by Pineapple Sadness October 11, 2008