dandilicious

word that Crackie Jones uses to describe things in a sarcastic nature.

I think it's dandilicious that Zimbabwe doesn't like lettuce.

by gingergnome March 12, 2009

dandruffphobe

Noun.
Someone who has a phobia of dandruff

When Sally walked in with dandruff flaking off everywhere, Lisa fainted at the sight of it. Lisa is a dandruffphobe.

Person with Dandruff: "Hi!"(dandruff flaking everywhere)
Dandruffphobe: "STAY AWAY!"

by QueenCaroline October 27, 2011

Dandyweight

Approximately 230 pounds. This can vary over time, depending on the dandystate. This can be determined by consulting the reference Dandy maintained by the National Institute of Standards and Technology if greater accuracy is needed.

In order to keep from having to pay sales tax in multiple states from their book sales, authors will be paid in a dandyweight of a commodity that can be exchanged for goods, services, or currency in their state of residence. We recommend titanium, as it's resistant to weathering and oxidation.

by MethanolJelloshot April 23, 2014

Dandalism

vandalism caused by a person or persons called dan, short for daniel or danielle. alternatively dandalism can also mean an act of vandalism against someone called dan, or to intentionally danrupt. (danrupt - the disrupting of peace within a person called dan. or the disrupting of peace within a person close to a dan, with the intention of indirectly affecting dan.)

I was with my sister Danielle in town, when a group of street thugs attacked us in an act of dandalism.

by Fabe Scott August 30, 2014

Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.

Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.

by frisbee lord November 13, 2018

Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

The Doodle Dandy

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018