dancing on the carpet

Appearing before The Boss' desk, squirming, while attempting to explain a failure or transgression on your part.

The Boss had him dancing on the carpet for that screw-up.

by barber of seville November 22, 2011

pie dancing

a very popular dance in NJ that consists of a hard cock and a wet pussy engaging in hot sex while bouncing to a beat.

After a night of bumping and grinding at "BLACK", giggles wet pussy vise gripped around Mickey's waist as he lifted her off the bed. He drove his cock deep inside while bouncing to the beat when he realized that he was pie dancing.....

by giggles June 2, 2004

crazy dancing

an act of dancing like a complete spaz, possibly under the infuence of alchomaholic beverages but usually just when hyper-active. The dancing often involves manic movements of the limbs, which can often end in embarassment or injury to oneself or others.

"yo maddie, lets crazy dance"
"well okaaay Sophie"

*crazy dancing commences*


*maddie falls over*


*crazy dancing ends*

by your mum. March 28, 2005

ironic dancing

That moment when you're out clubbing and the music is so unbearable that you eventually decide to dance in the most idiotic way possible as a means of protest.

Hey dude, I really hate this music, maybe we should check out some other clubs...
- No way, man! This music is so bad, I just want to own the dance floor to show the dj that nothing can stop our dancing fever!
Yeah, you're right! This feels like an excellent time for some ironic dancing!

by Limoenen October 26, 2013

dick dancing

When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.

Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot

by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015

fuck dancing

Where a man and woman dance together naked while the man has his dick in her pussy. the wlatz and two step is often done.

John and Kathy are fuck dancing.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Freak Dancing [booty dancing]

When a female places her ass on a male\'s penis area and moves it around to try to make a \"tent\"

Lisa freak danced with joe and he got a major hard on because her ass was shaking TONZ!

by un answerable April 26, 2005