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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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Customer

"God, why won't these customers leave?"
by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010
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Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008
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Customer Ethics

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.
by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010
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M6 Customer Treatment

The art of receiving oral (a blowjob) by another individual, where most of the time the other individual is of the same gender as the receiver.
Person 1: Hey bro, are you at Shannon right now?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm trying to sell this car and the guy told me he would buy it if I gave him the M6 Customer Treatment.
Person 1: Oh, word? Alright, cool. Do your thing and good luck on the sale.
by king_gandhi tazmaden September 6, 2022
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cunstomer

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"
by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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