paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.

Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.

by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.

The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.

by raidercoy March 24, 2009

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

customoron

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops

The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.

by bestselling February 24, 2008

cuntstomer

A scumbag customer who bitches at you about your company or the company you work for, most often when you have to grin and bear it, or go postal and look for a new job.

so this asshole cuntstomer said to me "You're customer service is horrible! I want to speak to your superior!"
customer customer service complaints work feedback

by Mr Marty MacFly Daddy November 28, 2013

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005