That dude is FUCKING HILAROUS... I mean seriously this guy will do or say anything to make you laugh. He hates seeing you sad, and when he does, he will crack jokes to lighten your day. But don't let his niceness fool you, if you mess with him or the people, he loves OHHHH you're done. He yells pretty loudly and will make your ears hurt. If you have a Centola in your life, don't let go of him. He is funny, loyal, sweet, and caring. A Centola will always take your side without listening to the whole story.
You: My day was horrible, I lost a lot of money from betting, and this dude kept pissing me off, so I beat him up
Centola: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You: that joke was so stupid it made me laugh😂
Centola: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You: that joke was so stupid it made me laugh😂
by That_one_ronaldo_fan December 22, 2024
Get the Centola mug.A crustian of catholic faith, especially of European descent. Most European crustians follow the so called roman or latin (cuntolic church). This is a mix of the Semitic idea of god submerged in roman paganism. One of the rules of the cuntolic chuch is that their priests are not permitted to marry after ordination, so what they do is they (mostly Europeans) sexually abuse little boys instead.
Person 1: Do you know who George Pell is?
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.
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A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
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