cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

eye contact

Means making an eye contact with a person. Usually when you make an eye contact with somenone you know if she or he is interested in you or doing something with you. Thats also a method of seduction.

Joe:"Hey Billy i made an eye contact with that chick"
Billy: "nice"
Joe: " i think i'm gona go speak to her she looks interested in me"

by surrounded July 21, 2007

cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

Fourth point of contact

Airborne military term for your ass. The five points of contact for landing after a parachute jump are (in order), 1. balls of feet, 2. heels of feet, 3. thighs, 4. ass, and 5. shoulder blades.

Term usually used to describe one who needs to pull their heads out of their ass.

"Ssg. Harston hasn't put my leave request in yet."
"Well, he better pull his head out of his fourth point of contact and get cracking on that!"

by TheGlorious1 January 1, 2010

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

by Rachel December 10, 2004

Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008