Larry the Cucumber

The sexiest beast everyone loves

Larry the cucumber is sexy

by god6669 March 20, 2020

Wilted Cucumber

When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.

Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.

Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.

Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.

by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010

Seedless cucumber

A man who has been fixed (vasectomy) has a "seedless cucumber"

I can't get pregnant, he has a seedless cucumber!

by L.Secret December 9, 2016

Cajun Cucumber

Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.

I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber

by Rockout707 May 21, 2011

cucumber rumble

When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.

"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."

by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006

mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

Cool as a cucumber

Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.

John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.

by Uc0n March 15, 2019