took a craft

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

by Caylowe February 23, 2011

Arts and Crafts That Ho

To Arts and Crafts That Ho, The man must keep a baggie of glitter in the waistband of his undershorts. While engaging in a sexual action with another person, he must not remove his boxers as to keep the glitter there. When reaching climax, he must cum all over his partner, Scream "Arts and Crafts!" And give them a good dusting with the baggie of glitter.

Did you see her? Covered in sparkles. They Arts and Crafts That Ho!

by GenocideElle September 29, 2011

arts and craft session

A very vicious form of scissoring for lesbians.

Are you going to the movies tonight?

No Sarah and I are having an arts and craft session

by Anal thrasher 15 November 30, 2015

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016

Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back

Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in

by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007