crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 18, 2005

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

sharp and crunchy

angry and easily irritated

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"

by Maren Elizabeth February 23, 2008

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 12, 2006

Crunchie

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.

You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE

by Blicks July 1, 2011

Crunchy Munchies

When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”

Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual

by xovro July 1, 2018

crunchy blac

Used to be with three 6 mafia but left because dj paul and juicy j wouldnt release his album and has been waiting on it to be released since 2001

The guy with the deep voice on three 6 is crunchy blac

by srthv July 12, 2006