booty crumbs

when someone doesn't wipe their ass correctly after taking a phat shit and the rest of it gets hard and becomes booty crumbs
wow Jacob looks like you've got booty crumbs in your booty
by lollyholly1234567890 February 13, 2020
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titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.
My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.
by rcohn3 July 04, 2009
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Freckle crumbs

The larger random freckles on and around your genitalia.
I'm going to follow your freckle crumbs like Hansel and Gretel and see where they lead me...
by Scroody November 05, 2017
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Crumb Back

Racial slang. A broke ass cracker is a crumb back mostly aimed towards poor white trash or any Caucasian.
crumb back crumb back
by They Call Me El Jefe April 08, 2011
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River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )
Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?
by Lonely Christian September 04, 2017
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crumb job

Eating ass after the person has taken a shit and didn’t thoroughly clean.
Aaron shit earlier and Brandi Gave him a crumb job after.
by Brycecreamman December 07, 2018
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Bed Crumbs

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 19, 2009
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