Brown crow

The sound a male/female makes while bending their naked romantic partner over grasping each buttcheek with one hand, Spreading the cheeks while letting out a high pitch shriek into the anal cavity.
In order to entice Mary into marriage, Jacob gave Mary the brown crow. After receiving such an act Mary could not contain herself any longer and were instantly wedlocked.
by Browncrow May 31, 2018
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Joe Crow

1. An colloqiual anglicised name for José Cuervo brand tequila.

Origin: Joe is the shortened form of the English equivalent name Joseph and directly translated, the Spanish word cuervo means 'crow'.

2. A Native American historian and author and member of the Crow Nation born in 1913, more commonly known as Joe Medicine Crow.
1.

Customer: "Barman, three shots of Joe Crow if you please.."

Barman: "What?"

Customer: "José Cuervo.."

Barman: "Why not just say José Cuervo in the first place, you pretentious moron?"

Customer: (falls down)

2.

Jeff: "Did you ever read 'Keep the Last Bullet for Yourself (The True Story of Custer's Last Stand)' by Joe Crow?"

Sally: "No, but I read his work on Native American thoughts on Nature."
by hungbunny February 01, 2009
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crow mob

A blow job. A euphemism to be used in the presence of small children or nuns.
To avoid having sex with him, I gave him a crow mob.

I love to crow mob because I'm a filthy slut.
by funnychick29u0835 December 23, 2011
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Russell Crowe

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!
"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
by FRTW October 22, 2005
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crowing out

a synonym for spazzing out or freaking out.

crowing out is an extreme form of spazzing out where you talk so fast and frequently that people don't know what you're saying.
*playing a video game*
Baccam: "Hey scott how did you die?"
Scott: "doia sdomaw k dnkalnd HITREGGGk a,msdadj opwkm sdpoakdm lkwnal TIMINGd asda"
Baccam: Man he's just crowing out.
by MIneStrike Definition January 09, 2020
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ate the crow

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".
Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.
by hustlecoke August 31, 2012
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stone the crows

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.
"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"
by Nathaniel Jones November 07, 2003
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