Dirty Crowley

Defecation

i.e. : Taking a shit

I shouldn't have had that last burrito. I think I have to take a Dirty Crowley.

by FXP December 16, 2009

cofl

Cofl means Crying on floor laughing.I made it up :

I was Cofl when i heard suzzanne's real name was Turbo ivan.

by Ricky Birckhead November 2, 2006

Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

Creflo

The surface area on the inner, lower section of your buttocks -- connecting to the thigh.

"Oh man...I was sitting on the bus and spilled coffee. I was soaked from my creflo to my ankles."

"Mmm Mmm...dat ass, though! You KNOW shawty reppin' a mean creflo."

by B-Street April 9, 2013

crofty

1) The state of being insanely good at gymnastics....and jumping on shit. (like Lara Croft)

2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)

3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.

4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."

5) People who make sex noises when they jump.

1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."

Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."



2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"



3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"



4) "Hermionie your so crofty."



5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."

dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."

by definatelynotbryan October 7, 2008

crowl

to crawl in a prowling manner
used in preference to the word crawl, either literally or figuratively

literal: "the crocodile crowled its way up the bank"
figurative: "she's really crowling back to you"

by gothic dolphin August 26, 2013

lara croft

Lara croft "star" of tomb raider seen as the perfect woman by some (nerds), she has brown hair, big lips, big hips and big tits. Notable in her sex noises as she jumps, climbs etc. usually seen in a green top and brown shorts with boots. She is a grave robber, somewhat like indiana jones.

"oooh ahhh ooooooooo"
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall

by NatETheOracle August 4, 2005