crispy chicken

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)

I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken

by kevin sinc June 27, 2006

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

crispy four

A flawless, perfectly timed set of four consecutive shots from the Battle Rifle in Halo's MLG settings, killing the opponent.

I just killed Munoz, he was a victim of my crispy four

I hand out crispy fours all day like it's my job

You just got a crispy four, later gamer

by Jabop September 25, 2009

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

voodoo crispy

A crazy dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World in The Adventures of Pete & Pete - "Day of the Dot".

That girls crazy! Is she doing the voodoo crispy!?

by anth is the man! December 4, 2010

Crispy Muthafucka

It was made by the legend himself MythyMoo.
He used this amazing line when he was playing G-Mod.
He described a beautifully burned corpse as a "Crispy Muthafucka"

Person 1 "The man was burned to death"
Myth "he's now a crispy muthafucka"

by Captain Geniuz June 24, 2016

Crispy Puffy

The amalgamation of two nonsensical adjectives combined to create the highest insult. A Crispy Puffy is nothing.

Also a disgusting appetizer at Tom Can Cook.

Lisa is a Crispy Puffy.

by Mateo. January 12, 2008