cashpoint cripple

An able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a ATM ( called a 'Cashpoint' in Britian )

I was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some Cashpoint Cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me....

by WCMCM April 25, 2008

Crippling Empathy

I psychological condition where a person's empathy overrides their critical judgment. The most severe strains of this disease are seen in radical vegans, & environmentalists.

"Gaia weeps when you cut down a tree and it's murder when you eat anything that has a mother."
"Wow, that's the worst case of Crippling Empathy I've seen in a while."

by Wood Dragon 2 October 23, 2008

nipple cripple

The same thing as a Titty Twister or even a Purpler Nurple.
When someone surprises you by twisting your nipple round painfully.

I'm gonna get you, ya little bitch.
OK - Just don't give me a nipple cripple!

by The G Daddy September 9, 2003

crippling deppression

Something spread from watching freaking horrible Idubbz memes.

Hey, that guy has crippling deppression.

by Mr. C@rrot December 19, 2016

swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

cripple sex

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!

-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!

by CSho June 6, 2007

cripple rimfuck

A cripple rimfuck is when you are pleasuring the girl from behind and you take your penis and rub it around the rim of her rectum and if you do it just rite she will then motion as if she was a cripple in pleasure.

D00d! I totally cripple rimfucked Stacey last night. She looked like a retard at chucky cheese!

by Tawksick May 15, 2008