criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"

by vChuy September 10, 2021

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Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught

Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal

by Samwordjack August 29, 2021

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Criminal Lawyer

A criminal Defense attorney who also happens to be a shady individual and a criminal

Bill: I heard you helped a dangerous man get back on the streets you’re a Criminal Lawyer aren’t you?
Jimmy: Wha-

by The Criminal Lawyerz May 25, 2023

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thought-criminal

a member of the "mentally-ill" population referred to as inmates by crisis response. They're under surveillance by US government for the rest of their lives after being accused of mental illness something doctors don't even bother checking if is true or not if they say you have a symptom and you say you don't you're lying

a thought-criminal can barely speak for fear of having their conversations recorded by crisis response or reported by family

by Ashley Britain February 14, 2009

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criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.

Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.

by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011

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