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criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.
"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"
by Thoba June 10, 2017
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criminal veneer

Something that while not technically criminal, by all appearances should be - such as computerized trading.
The market was off 600 points today for no apparent reason, it was just AI criminal veneer.
by starvinmarvinpalmbeach December 6, 2018
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criminal rizz

When someone uses risky rizz techniques typically with a heavy sexual undertone which can be seen as sexual harassment potential leaving the person in jail if not used correctly.
Dude: Hey you look like my girlfriends size
Girl: want me to try it on these panties and seem if it fits?
Dude: no i wanna see if it fits on you…

YT comment: Dude’s got criminal rizz 💀
by bigboipascal July 16, 2023
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thought-criminal

a member of the "mentally-ill" population referred to as inmates by crisis response. They're under surveillance by US government for the rest of their lives after being accused of mental illness something doctors don't even bother checking if is true or not if they say you have a symptom and you say you don't you're lying
a thought-criminal can barely speak for fear of having their conversations recorded by crisis response or reported by family
by Ashley Britain February 14, 2009
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criminal minded

(verb) To solve a mystery or a unknown situation with knowledge learned from the show Criminal Minds.
Garcia criminal minded the situation of her lost fuzzy pencil by recreating and reliving the time when she had it in her custody, therefore remembering where she put it and solved the mystery.
by BAUFBIJETS April 22, 2011
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classic criminal

A criminal who shall be known for years for he or her crimes.
The Joker: "This town needs to see a classic criminal"
by ddalton August 27, 2008
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Culinary Criminal

A person that uses food in ways that makes a person gag, disgusted or throw up on sight or consumption
Person 1: Check it out! Ketchup dipped Pop-Tarts™!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!
by Kubatczew June 21, 2022
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