creeping tom 

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.

“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”

creeping tom by Ockman May 2, 2008

Twitter Creeping 

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.

"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."

Twitter Creeping by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.

That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.

Creeping Jesus by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007

creepsin  

For Men- walking and pissing at the same time when drunk so you don't have to catch up with your mates on a night out!

mate hold tight i need a slash.....creeps it bruv...
Safe!!.....oi look mans creepsin it....jokes

creepsin by Porterino Andreas June 3, 2007

Facebook Creeping 

Something we all do.

Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.

Facebook Creeping by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010

Creeping Sweet 

1. A feeling of excitement after discovering a mutual friend, relative or previous crush on Facebook.

2. Finding irrelevant but interesting information on Facebook when Facebook Crawling

3. A phrase for Facebook creepers to justify finding extraneous information about their friends

Paulina: "Hey your friends with so and so?" I used to be her neighbor!
Lisa: "Yeah, we used to dance together"
Paulina: "Creeping Sweet!"

Rachel: "OMG, guess who I found on Facebook the other day?"
Marissa: "Who?"
Rachel: "Ben. He is still just as hot"
Marissa: "Thats creepin' sweet"

Creeping Sweet by uhhleeahh December 15, 2009

Nickel creekin\'

v. the inability to do actual work because all your time is spent listening to nickel creek. time is often spent enjoying, daydreaming, singing, etc.

Man, jess and katie, after making it this far, are going to fail out of school cause they keep nickel creekin\'!

Nickel creekin\' by nickelcreeker April 26, 2005