An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.
by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019
Get the Coupon Nazimug. Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
Get the Captain Crunch Glock box top couponmug. I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.
by willowoman November 27, 2010
Get the Booze Couponmug. When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE
- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE
- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"
John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Coupon Ghoulmug. It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”
by CLange November 23, 2023
Get the government couponsmug. A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.
Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the printable couponsmug.