coti

Acronym that stands for "crying on the inside"

I accidentally squirted hand sanitizer in my eye. While I may look normal, I'm actually coti.

by actuallycrying March 15, 2016

Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

cottaging giggins

a cottager who loves to take it up the giggins

james banks whos email address is [e-mail] is a great big cottaging giggins

by mr bear bummer December 14, 2004

cottage grove

A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.

by I suck at thinking of these... September 18, 2010

63rd and cottage grove

In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

by not my real namereal name September 21, 2017

coitalingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).

Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.

by myrlyn May 10, 2009

coital

sex, the act of making love.

After coital I like to smoke a cig.

by alpha-omega November 23, 2007