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Cordova Rug Burn

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
by antisympathetic March 6, 2010
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Kentucky Cordon Bleu

The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.
Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu
by oorah72 December 28, 2009
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Corazon "Cory" Aquino

First woman president of the Philippines and the first woman president in Asia.

Mother of Philippine Democracy. Led the bloodless revolution in 1986 that overturned a dictator and the martial law.

One of the most awesome Filipinos to have ever walked on earth.
May you rest in peace, Madam Corazon "Cory" Aquino. Thank you for everything you've done for the Filipino People.
by passionvictim August 3, 2009
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Cordova

Someone you definatly DONT wanna mess with, they tend to be low tolerance-hot tempered people. Known for giving a good ass beating when needed. Can blaze till there's nothing left and party till the sun comes up.
Don't fuck with a Cordova!
by Tyler's wifey March 15, 2009
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Cradock

A ghetto community located in Portsmouth, VA. Known for being the red light district and drug capital of Hampton Roads. Known for dirty herion whores.
Man that ho is a cradock ho look at them track lines. Oh no Here come her Cradock Casanova to save a ho.
by cradock casanova July 19, 2009
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corndog

Wow, Fez must be in heaven,look at all these corn dogs
by Steven Hyde November 19, 2003
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Cordova

When a man pleasures himself with a woman's breasts and finishes on her chest, also known as Titty Fucking
by KuntrysydeKing September 1, 2010
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