A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.
Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit
Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph
Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster
Normy Guy: what how?
Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch
Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 July 12, 2023
Get the Corvettemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.mug. The prototypical small penis compensation and lack of personality machine.
The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
The car unattractive men buy or lease to make sure they are seen in said machine, in hopes of attracting a trophy wife. Usually owned by a completely self-important douchebag. Deserving a pinky, not a thumbs up...."way to go tiny"
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
Get the Corvettemug. “Hey, look! The Chevy Corvette club is rolling in!”
“Don’t they all have dementia and live in nursing homes?”
“Don’t they all have dementia and live in nursing homes?”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
Get the Chevy Corvettemug. A 50s sports car that Chevy guys like to call a muscle car so they can compare to less expensive lower class vehicles. This is the car generally compared to the Mustang because Chevy guys often forget about their camaro and go to a car that's almost twice and expensive.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
It comes with mediocre engines for the price when You can get a camaro with the same engines anyways. People usally go straight to the ZR1 for comparison but yet they forget it's as expensive as a porche 911.
They where good up until the 70s and then got good again in the 2000s when they finally got a decent suspension and engine. Anything corvette between 70-2000 cam usaly with less that 250 HP and usally automatic.
Mostly seen as the midlife crisis car.
by Samplebridge March 25, 2016
Get the Corvettemug. by Hatslippers May 6, 2018
Get the Chase Corvettemug. Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
Get the Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.mug.