cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011

Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.

'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"

by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013

copping a growler

taking a nasty deuce. or farting like a machine gun on rapid fire with a homemade muzzle on it.

tony: what in the hell was that??

amy: i'm copping a growler over here.

by stinky mccheese December 15, 2013

Copping a spray

Aussie slang for when your getting yelled at by some teacher or your footy coach

Guy 1: Look at John he's copping a spray from mr canetoad
Guy 2: I hope he brought his earplugs

by Toby.H May 18, 2017

Coopin

coopin = cumming and pooping

bruh stop coopin

by fart af January 26, 2021

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022