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confirmed via Twitter

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
by oryaknownot May 2, 2010
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confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay
He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson
by jawnlocked March 6, 2017
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conformish

When a person (or group of people) you once thought you knew, experiences an extreme change in outlook or behavior in order to impress someone.
"What's with Dan's new earring? I though he said he'd never be caught dead with a stud."
"Yeah he's getting kind of conformish since he met Ashley..."
by Grace Yesterday April 6, 2008
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alphabet conformity

The conventional, classic presentation of standardized single letter arrangement common to written language.
I hate that a,b,c song. It FORCES the letters into alphabet conformity when no specific arrangement is necessary.
How are kids supposed to learn it if the letters are randomly arranged?
By frequency of use, I guess.
Then it would just change to the e,t,a song, but still conformity.
by YAWA February 19, 2021
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non-conformity

Not conforming. Usually done in large groups therefore it isn't really non-conformity, it is conformity. Kinda' like anarchy.
Conforming kid: 'Lets do this thing that everyone else that we talk to does.'
Non-conforming kid: 'Lets go do this thing that only other non-corming kids do.'

Make since? I'm not ranting about kids that conform or try not to conform, but I'm just saying non-conformity can never be established.. EVER!
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Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.
So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.
by FuelRod December 28, 2009
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Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"
by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010
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