over-the-top competitive

When someone always wants to be the best or be on top of everything and everyone

Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet

Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!

by Humankiller16 February 2, 2022

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Invite Competition

A challenge seen on some Discord servers where members compete to bring in the most new invites to a server, typically with rewards like special roles, perks, or prizes for whoever recruits the most people. Often used to grow the community quickly.

Yo, our server just launched an invite competition! Whoever brings in the most new members by the end of the week gets VIP access and a custom role!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Competitive

Shaniyah

Playing any games with Shaniyah brings out her competitiveness

by Sshumaker16 July 2, 2025