commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

Queens Commerce

The Queens School of Business located at the prestigious Queens University in Canada. Many notable business leaders from both Canada and around the world have graduated from this commerce program. Also very notable for having the most arrogant and snobbish students in the entire world. Queens Commerce students can be identified by their unbelievable sense of intellectual superiority, which is entirely unfounded seeing as commerce is a relatively easy and straight forward university program when compared with Engineering or Medicine.

Student 1: Have you met a Queens Commerce student yet?
Student 2: No. Why?
Student 1: I have never encountered a bigger group of assholes in my entire life.

by Eng'14 November 2, 2011

ass commercial

Music video characterised by excessive posterier shaking at the expense of content

That J-Lo vid on TRL is one massive ass commercial

by darkblack August 10, 2003

shri ram college of commerce

a shithole place (stinks like farts), toxic bixches to the brim, peepee suckers, resumé whores, god level inferiority complex from stephens, this place treats freshers like white people treated blacks in the 20th century :(

Ram : hey man i heard someone blowed their professor for an A in math? which college was that bloke from?
Shyam : fuck bro, shri ram college of commerce probably
Ram : hehe fuckers

by kangana ranaut February 5, 2021

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

commericant

synonyms - socialarrogants, libturds, libtardicans

a noun describing americans who still support obama and the liberal congress and all the unpopular BS they are ramming down the throat of americans.

derived from a combination of communist and americant (taken from a mexicant)

Lenny - Why are so many people down on Obama, he can't fix what Bush did over 8 yrs. in just his first year!

Sam - You g-damn Commericant!!! Don't you know the libtards have been in control of Congress since 2006 and Obama has riased the debt ceiling twice already?!?!?!?

by Harry Day December 22, 2009

gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.

Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.

by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007