A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
by Groudie September 02, 2011
a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
by tropicaljay April 11, 2014
Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes.
Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.
Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.
by DreamingSpires August 24, 2004
by Ryan Galles April 04, 2005
A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.
by Amandaa May 16, 2005
a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.
by akg8850 December 09, 2003
a place almost like high school, but the professors(teachers) don't give a shit and you pay to miss class from having a hangover. endless partying and much sex going on. oh yeah....a place of learning for a possible descent career.
by caw'ledge May 04, 2003