Coffee

One who is coughed upon.

Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.

by OfficerCash March 26, 2009

coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

by St Ias November 19, 2005

coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

by IeatCeral March 04, 2017

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffee Ass

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

by OmgShane March 28, 2016

coffee time

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

by midspin69 August 12, 2019