cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

cock

a long human stick in which u use as a choker and to play hockey, golf, or baseball.

“hey david what club are you gonna use?”

“ i’m gonna use my big new one called a cock”

by tiktokthotty May 15, 2019

cock

rooster or to immature people a penis

That cock is weird

by ArfSnarf November 6, 2013

cock

Slang for a rooster, you dirty perverts!

Mommy, look at that cock!

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi July 21, 2015

cock

The male re-productive organ. It comes in a variety of colors, sizes, shapes, veininess and insaness. There are stereotypical cocks such as: Asian-tiny, Black-big, Stevey-insanely tiny. There are many ways to use said cocks and many of them can be pleasurable. If you have a cock, just know that it doesnt like hairy bloody bushes.

Sonia, please get ye cock out of my face, it is making me uncomfortable for it could PeePee any moment.

by Yo, are you a girl or boy April 2, 2008

cock

an asshole, dick or mean person

fuck you, why do you have to act like a cock?

by caw-k January 31, 2003

cock

used in many ways,
examples are- tony blair, george w. bush, male reproductive organs and alike etc.

personally, being gay i would like a mans cock up my arse all day long if i could, i like to lick etc.

tony blair and george bush like to have gay sex regularly, eg-'i am the primeminister of the uk and you will bend over to recieve my cock OK!!!'-blair+bush
eg-'marco your the best boyfriend ever!!! especially because you have a ten inch (really he does), harder, put on some more lube!!'-me...'okay one second, will you lick it for me later, its bondage time, i wish mine was as big as yours, mines only ten..just two more inches...'-marco

by gameover November 23, 2007