Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

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clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.

"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"

by Kwill43 March 14, 2008

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Your Clapped

Your Clapped is used as an insult to anybody who is a lil bitch

Girl: i don't love you anymore
Josh: your clapped anyway
Josh: *wheese*

by CrackHeadDolphin October 28, 2018

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copperman:1.the sentient heart of the international computer system which is destined to be the future ruler of the earth upon the event of the inevitable apocolypse 2. the tin man's younger brother. 3. a stage in alchemy relating to the produsction of the 'golden man", a form of homunculus 3.worship money, we will hang the last priest with the guts of the last king, archaic language!

all hail unto copperman who hath delivered us from liberty

by rev rackashack September 11, 2003

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copper settler

Not quite a gold digger or a 49er, a copper settler stays or "settles" with another individual, not for their looks nor moderate wealth (thus why copper, and not gold), but to live a menial lifestyle for the rest of their lives

When a woman in her mid thirties who settles for a cheap, average, boring guy who might be gay. But he's 30 and a pediatrician! What can go wrong!? She must be a copper settler!

by CopperSettlersForever November 9, 2015

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