Chimoke

Someone who is incapable of basic human functions

"Look at that guy, he's a right chimoke"

by beatzzzz October 28, 2016

porch climb

a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.

"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"

"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"

by Vixen JoJo November 23, 2009

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

climate

What the weather's like all the time.

If it's cold today, that's weather. If it's always cold, that's climate.

by lanteigne October 6, 2005

Clamour Rage

An extreme form of anger/rage

Shaggy - "Whoa Rodders, how the hell did you find me"

Rodders - "Never mind that its time to open the clamour rage on you"

by Ogaba Mustafa Mosofat October 18, 2008

Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019