Coomer

A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.

"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"

by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023

Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.

Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!

by Half As Funny February 27, 2023

Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023

Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.

Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..

by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023

Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life

I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers

by suddo September 3, 2023

coomersexual

a disgusting gross coomer who no longer has normal sexual preferences after years of fapping and porn addiction. attracted to other nasty coomers and watching them coom. they also are known to goon in their pants.

Tony told me he only likes girls that are as addicted to porrn as him and spend all day gooning. what a coomersexual.

by Clarence Bignutz January 4, 2024

Chooper

A rare species, that hangs around council pools digging holes and cutting trees down

Chooper at your local waters

by West midlands local observer March 15, 2024