Chihuahua

A small ravaging demon from hell that sadly exists and we cant get rid of it.

Hey a chihuahua bit my ass yesterday and it still hurts.

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

Chihuahua

What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.

Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gurklyflop January 9, 2019

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

mega-Chihuahua

a horrible mega-mind movie.

oh that new mega-mind movie? yeah that's a mega-Chihuahua.

by whapdidlium. March 6, 2024

ouchie chihuahua

When EVERYTHING hurts down there. When your vagina is red and screaming for WHATEVER REASON and you’re lubed up from north to south and east to west with antifungals or just have your period.

I got my grandma panties on, ouchie chihuahua!
Ouchie Chihuahua Aunt Flo dame to visit!

by Nasmrad77ily November 16, 2021

Chihuahua

A person that says something but doesn't follow up with it.

All bark no bite

You're be a chihuahua

by Cheetah2 November 16, 2016

Chihuahua

A chihuahua is a tiny dog that barks at literally every fucking thing it sees. It doesn't know how to shut the hell up.

OMG, can the neighbor's chihuahua shut the hell up, please.

by Butt Lickr January 28, 2020